girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
bored bored bored ask ask ask
- ᄏ: Play any instruments?
- ω: Have you ever dyed your hair? If so, what color(s)?
- △: Have you ever painted the walls of your room?
- 【・ヘ・?】: Ever tripped in front a bunch of people?
- 旦: Last time you drove your car (if you can drive/have one)?
- 愛: Are you currently dating?
- 太: When it's New Year's, do you make New Year Resolutions and actually commit to them?
- (｀▽´)Ψ: Did you used to play hide-and-seek when you were little inside stores?
- (づ￣ ³￣)づ : Have you ever had to hug someone you didn't want to?
- ☆: Have you ever played games such as 'Spin the Bottle'?
- ピ: Did you like Pokemon as a child?
- (⌒.−): Are there times where you wish to go back in time and redo or fix something you regret?
- ♪: Do you find yourself singing or humming to yourself sometimes?
- ☁: Ever wanted to learn a foreign language?
- (;° ロ°): Have you ever lost your wallet or purse?
- ス: Have you ever swallowed gum?
- ⅚: Post the link of your current favorite song.
- ≘: Have you ever watched the sun rise?
- ☄: Would you defend a friend if they were in danger?
- ➍: Ever been to a concert? Was it fun?
- 高: How often do you use headphones/earbuds?
- ಲ: Headphones or earbuds?
- ♞: Showers or baths?
- ✗: Walks on the beach or in a forest?
- ⊙﹏⊙: Which horror movie scared you the most? If any?
- （．＿．）: Do you think you are an awkward person?
- メ: Cupcakes or muffins?
- (ﾉ´▽｀)ﾉ: Ever done or considered to do drugs?
- ℝ: What color shirt are you currently wearing?
- Æ: What color underwear did you wear yesterday?
- ♬: Cats or dogs?
- 礼: Would you swim in the lake or ocean?
- の: Chocolate or Vanilla?
- ◐: Have you ever seen a meteor shower?
- ᄇ: Have you ever broken a bone?
- 었: Any tattoos?
- 싫: Any piercings?
- ℨ: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
- Σ: Have you ever farted in public before?
- ♔: Know the Duck Song? The Llama Song? Banana Phone?
- ۞: What shows did you watch when you were a child?
- ▼: Could you live without the internet?
- 까: Cookies or brownies?
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG
BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL
BLEEEAAAAUGH
HUUUUUUURRRRRGHBLHBHEBEEEHEEEEEEELLLLHNGG
the gods have spoken
(Source: clickzis)
Welcome to tumblr
fandom, fandom, gay porn, fandom, fandom
can someone please put the yahoo logo over mark’s face?
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should
just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.
now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’
how sad would that be
