dabulder:

"Trading five (5) grams of enriched Polonium-201 for an intercontinental missile and three bottles of red wine"

(Source: silkkipippeli)

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

pemsylvania:

how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing

(Source: pemsylvania)

returquoise:

When you try to think of a word and can only remember it in another language.

ful-fisk:

WHAT IS LOVE

I am finally done! My 6 page comic I’ve been working on. I must say the flow in the comic could have been done better, and I would have liked to make it a bit longer if I could but I’m still happy I finished it.

You’re imperfect, and you’re wired for struggle, but you are worthy of love and belonging.
Brene Brown (via recoverykitty)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

keep-that-pussy-wet:

Put coconut oil in your hair, exercise, take hot showers, massage lotion into your skin, eat food that makes you feel good, stretch, lay around in bed, and listen music that makes you feel happy. just do you

(Source: endegame)

quincy360:

you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

annabellioncourt:

YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR THAT PUN